12 Reasons why I watched a news program this evening..

  • 1) I was in a bar.
  • 2) One of the several flatscreens happened to be directly in my line of sight.
  • 3) The barmaid wasn’t.
  • 4) It seemed important.
  • 5) The visuals captivated me.
  • 6) It was broadcast in HD for maximum effect  .
  • 7) People believe it.
  • 8) The marketing of American values is unprecedented.
  • 9) Duke won!
  • 10) the barmaid still had no interest.
  • 11) I Am, always will be, curious and questioning of everything.
  • 12) So for I have no reason to for a loong time.from-phone-025